Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...