Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
New scientific theories VI
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Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Go home and wait
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Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Some police quotes
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