The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...