Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...