What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...