Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...