Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...