Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....