Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...