Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...