In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.