Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.