A few words of wisdom
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The twelve days after Christmas
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Application to date my daughter
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Tampon
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If Airlines Sold Paint
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A golf club visits a local bar
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Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Give 100% at Work
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Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...