Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...