The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...