Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...