The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity