US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Jeff the Bellboy
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...