Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!