If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...