Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...