The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...