White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...