The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...