Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...