Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...