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The three legged chicken
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The snoring stopper!
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No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
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Adages and Questions
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I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
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