Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Actual Medical Charts
The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician,...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....