What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...