Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...