Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...