An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!