Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...