To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...