Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
R.A.P.
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Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...