A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...