I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
The Windows Rejection Song
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An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....