Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...