WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
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Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Partial Dosage
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Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...