Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.