Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.