Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...