Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Paying in advance
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What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
The night before Christmas for an attorney
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Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...