Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...