A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...