When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Bug flew into a barn
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Sue over the property
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The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...