A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
GRAVITY KILLS
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Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...