Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...