Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...