Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...