Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...