Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...