Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!